shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

(Source: pancakessexual)


psyducked:

you’re missing out

psyducked:

you’re missing out


cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum


stability:

america

(Source: pinkmanjesse)


ayeishteeruu:

I was talking about diversity in the media with my family and my brother interrupted and was like, “just so you know I’m okay if there is no diversity in horror movies because that helps me sleep at night if I just tell myself that it only happens to white people”



4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them


thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze)


hodge-podgery:

cuntravoid:

malformalady:

 An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands

are you stupid thats a unicorn

oh what I have to draw this

I love this unicorn

hodge-podgery:

cuntravoid:

malformalady:

An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands

are you stupid thats a unicorn

oh what I have to draw this

I love this unicorn


slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser


an-ugly-world:

tinalikesbutts:

OH NO
WHATEVER SHALL I DO

This is a dream

an-ugly-world:

tinalikesbutts:

OH NO

WHATEVER SHALL I DO

This is a dream



Beetlejuice (1988)

Beetlejuice (1988)

(Source: vintagegal)


wantbrendon:

lookslikesherlockneedsthedoctor:

Brendon’s hair KILLED me.

Digital.

08/20/2014

oK HOW THE FUCK


Naomi puts racist Russian model Kiara’s ass on blast!

(Source: vandercunt)


xahhx:

a little horny
a little ok
a little dead inside

(Source: princesswetkitty)